I stole four apples from the Marketplace.
Okay...okay...here is my reasoning. The Marketplace is an all you can eat buffet, and I rarely eat all I can eat. I could have eaten these apples there, but I would much rather eat them as a snack later tonight with my organic Adam's Peanut Butter.
Second, the fruit at The Marketplace always goes rotten, so I am doing a service by not wasting food.
Last, it was never my decision to close at 7:00. The owners very well know that college students stay up until 2:00 AM, so I feel no remorse for packing away a midnight snack.
Okay...okay...here is my reasoning. The Marketplace is an all you can eat buffet, and I rarely eat all I can eat. I could have eaten these apples there, but I would much rather eat them as a snack later tonight with my organic Adam's Peanut Butter.
Second, the fruit at The Marketplace always goes rotten, so I am doing a service by not wasting food.
Last, it was never my decision to close at 7:00. The owners very well know that college students stay up until 2:00 AM, so I feel no remorse for packing away a midnight snack.
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